Breaking News: Hillbilly Procreation Out of Control!

STOP, just STOP. Stop sleeping with your absolutely revolting husband and stop having little wigga babies that you drop on their heads. They are already dumb enough as it is without you giving them further brain damage.

We wonder if this one will come out with corn rolls and a cig pertruding from its gummy mouth. Ever heard the phrase fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me? Yeah, well Brit, sweetheart, that applies to this particular situation. And designing baby clothes? Seriously? So we guess that would involve paperbags, duct tape and some elmer's glue?

Now don't get us wrong. We are all admitting that at a certain point in time we were pretty smitten with Ms. Spears. There may have even been some concert ticket purchases. But let's get real, Brit, you've take a turn for the worse here. Dump your hub before he sucks every last penny from you and wastes it on a pathetic attempt of a career.
[source]