President Skeletor Strikes Again

Dear Ms. Ricci,

I understand that I am a significant icon of pop culture. I understand that my style, killer good looks and desirable eating habits are almost impossible to resist. Who wouldn't want to mimic me? That said, let's get down to business.
Listen up you crazy broad! You are walking all over my shit right about now. When I do something, I do it right. Drop this half ass attempt to floss my style and eat a cake, loaf of bread, bagel...hell I'll settle for an english muffin. I look like this because I eat trout I catch from a river, I don't bathe, and not to mention I have been cursed by a friggin evil ring for most of my life. What's your f-ing excuse? Get a life you nasty little bobble-head. Your tv show sucks. At least my movies grossed millions.

Step off,
Gollum

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