Ashlee Simpson Screws Over Fans Again

Dear Fans,

I know I like totally let you guys down again and everything but a girl needs her "me" time. And obviously, since I am such a totally complex woe-man I need extra time to gather, like, all the voices in my head. So, like, I know I said I was sick but you guys caught me out rollerblading 'round town (oops). But seriously, I'll be at the concert in spirit and thats totally all that matters. So, like, you can still GO to the venue. Since they already prerecorded my voice for the concert they can just play the CD and flash my picture on the screens. You won't even know I'm gone! I am still better than my sister. Evil bitch.

I need a drink, where is the nearest bar in this dump?

Love y'all,
Ashlee xoxo*

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