PARIS HILTON, GO AWAY!

Is anyone else just totally ready to vomit if they have to hear this girl speak or sing anymore? Well, the good people of Spain don't really have a choice. Paris is now promoting her "album" across the sea and far away from, well, us. Sweet!

Ms. Hilton seems to be so busy making ears bleed that she just plum forgot to remove the sticky tags off the bottoms of her sasquatch shoes. Oopsy!