Britney's Day Out

"Like, my boobs are totally huge y'all!"
Brit is lookin' BEAT. This hair color needs to go because we are running low on Elvira and Morticia jokes. It's no wonder that Sean Preston is always being held by another family member...she must scare the crap out of him. You'd be scared too if your mother is constantly dropping you on your head and still having sex with your loser father. Britney, you look like shit. For gods sake clean up your act. Don't give us the preggers excuse. Take some tips from Heidi Klum...that is one hot pregnant bitch. She just proves that you can still stuff your face and look hot while doing so.
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