Carmen Strips Down Yet Again

Good lord, Carmen! you are looking haaaa-ot. However, it is clearly BS that you keep yourself fit with your striptease workout. Those DVDs are total crap. Not only is it ridiculous to wear Hooters girls shorts while you are "working out", but shakin' our asses in circles doesn't seem to work off the donut and coffee we snuck at breakfast. And ok, we get that you and Dave "weirdo" Navarro have lots of sex...probably freaky, creepy sex. But we absolutely love this quote:

"I'm addicted to orgasms. For two minutes it feels like you're leaving your body. There's nothing like it".

Wait, two minutes? Two minutes of straight up orgasm? You are about to get called out. We don't care how crazy Dave is in bed, there is no way you aren't full of shit on that one. Maybe you are referring to Dennis Rodman (considering you apparently called him last week saying that you never should have broken up). Riiiiight. Here's another gem:

"I love waxing. I have a woman who lays me on my back, waxes the front then flips me over onto all fours and waxes my ass."

Bullshit. We don't know any women who "love" waxing. You are either a total nut or lying through your perfect teeth. Ripping pubic hair directly from the folicle, root and all, is not appealing in any way. Liar! But ok Carmen, we give in, you're still hot.
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