Jessica Simpson is a Tid Bit Nippley

Jessica Simpson was caught leaving The Ivy (restaurant) flossin' some boobalicious behavior.
Here at Gossip, we have taken the time to analyze a few reasons why Jess felt the need to pull an Alexandra Kerry...

1. To get out of her little sister's anorexic shadow

2. To get out of her ex-husband's new girlfriend's shadow

3. Her Dad told her to do it.

4. To prove she is still hotter than her ex-husband's new girlfriend

5. To merely draw attention to the fact that she has a pretty sweet pair o' ladies.
We are looking for some input...what do you think?
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