Damn You, Alanis! Damn You to Hell!

Damnit damnit damnit damnit! Ryan, we like Alanis because yes, she can be a cool rocker chick. But she dated Dave Coulier! That is such a deal breaker right off the bat! You are waaaaay too attractive to be dating a woman who stooped to that level. Enough rubbing in the fact that you are dating an older, less attractive woman than you deserve. Have you considered women in their 20's? Everything we have still stands up on it's own!

Damnit!
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