Dear Mr. Producer, I am Unable to Attend Work Today...

WHAT THE FUDGE is this? Let's decrypt this little anomaly right about now.

heat exhaustion = head bobbing for more than 10 minutes straight.

flush = happens when you're head is below a 90 degree angle for more than 10 minutes straight

unable to attend work = have lock jaw, can't act today.

Oh Lindsay...tsk tsk.

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