Pam Anderson (Rock?) Gets More Crap Handed To Her

Jesus. Someone is actually giving this woman the power to create a haircare product? We are assuming the product(s) will be geared towards clients with bleached, faux hair extensions. What a horrific decision made by Bed Head brand. Way to market your product. Yay! And wait, sunscreen? She'll be selling sunscreen? Hahahahaha! Oh, sweet irony. Pam, you'll probably have better luck launching a marketing scheme with the American Board of Plastic Surgery. We aren't even going to get into PamelaPoker.com it makes us want to kill ourselves. We have listed her website quote below.

"Received my first wedding present! From my friends at Bed Head - I got the call that it is confirmed. I'm absolutely doing a whole line of hair care for people and animals. Only tested on humans of course. Hair care and body care including hot rollers, and sunscreens. From Kyara for BED HEAD. It will all be out soon....Happy wedding...coming soon... It's getting wilder by the moment......It's just the beginning..... Pamelapoker.com couldn't be doing any better. It's a great day in France!!!!!! Thanks for all the good wishes."

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