Mel Gibson Gets a DUI

Whoa, Melly! Where is big J.C. when you need him? Mel Gibson was arrested in Los Angeles last Friday for DUI in the wee hours of the morning. He released the following statement to the Associated Press:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the L.A. County sheriff's. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. "

"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said and I apologize to anyone who I have offended. "

"Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. "

"I have battled the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

Now that you have seen Mel's crappy banter, let's get down to the good stuff. Here is a tid bit of what drunk ass Mel said to the police who detained him. Or, you can view a full, 4 page report!

On being arrested:
"My life is fucked."

To the police officer who detained him:
"You mother fucker. I'm going to fuck you." The arresting officer's report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

On Jews:
"Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

Oh Mel. Peace be with you. [source][source]