Pam Carves Another Notch on Her Paddle

Oh my god. She is getting friggin' married again. Pam, by the beard of Zeus, what is on your head? Are you really wearing that? And you're marrying who? Kid Rock? Oh, way to look ahead Pamela. Goooood plannin' girlfriend. This relationship definitely sounds like a lifelong committment. Did he ask you before or after he contracted hepatitis? And the reason for multiple ceremonies? What, do you think at least ONE of them has to stick? We are going to say that your present set of fake tatties last longer than this marriage. But hey, best wishes for a full 6 months of happiness!
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