Brandon Davis You are So Gross...

Yick. So, Brandon Davis is obviously not so serious about getting sober (big surprise). His parents are pissed off because this goofball won't take rehab seriously and stop being such a loser. Here's an idea for the rents. Try cutting his fatass off from the family fortune - duh. Slap him in the back of the head and tell him to wake up and smell the real world. Ah, well, maybe we are being insensitive...but probably not.

And why the hell is this chubby slob of an heir always so sweaty? Are we the only ones to recognize this problem? At this point he is probably just exuberating alcohol from his pores. Gross. Just gross. [photo source]