Britney Spears Federline Addams

Hello, Morticia? Is that you? Oh, we're sorry, Britney! We didn't realize it was you! Ok, here's the thing...

We do have to hand it to you, Brit Brit, you're cleaning it up a bit. You look semi-showered and you are even rocking some shoes! Good for you! But this wasn't a HUGE leap from where you were. You showered, popped some zits, and threw on some shoes? We appreciate the effort but it's going to take a lot more than this showing to convince us to buy tickets for any future concerts. We know you have it in you, Brit. Step 1, stop procreating with K-Fed. Step 2, stop eating fast food. Step 3, exercise. We don't want to overwhelm you, so we'll stop there. It's a 12 step program...sigh.
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