Lindsay Lohan, You Fucking Brainiac...

God help us. Lohan has been interviewed by Elle Magazine. Who had the bright idea to give this girl an outlet for speaking? Here is our favorite gem from the interview:



Elle: Any big plans next year?

LL: “I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous. I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be. So I tried to go there. I’m not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons…Yeah, I have a dark side. I go to my dark side. I watched all these videos on Charles Manson for a while.”

Are we the only ones at this point thinking, "what the fuck?" Honestly, bitch is losin' her mind. Apparently, even before this nightmare of an interview took place there was drama. Lindsay arrived 40 minutes late (the hell you say) after skipping out on two other interviews (again, the hell you say) and demands that the spray-tanning techie from her hotel TRAVELS to her interview location (Da Silvano) to airbrush her pasty ass. Even more hilarious, there was no power outlet available and they had to go back to the hotel anyways...
Lohan, you suck.
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