Would You Want Someone Wearing THIS Shirt Drawing YOUR Tattoo?

Alright Lohan, we've had enough. You have annoyed us with your acting, modeling, singing and now you are after something that is just completely out of your league...tattoos!

Lindsay is planning to open her own "classy" tattoo "boutique" while bikers, metal heads and women from New Jersey are thinking, "WTF bitch? You don't go to a boutique for a tattoo you go to a god damn parlor! You sit in a dirty chair while a inked, pierced dude named Duke jabs you with a needle." Thanks for ruining the entire tattoo experience for everyone, Lohan. Chocolate covered strawberries and mimosas have no place next to ink and needles. We can't help but wonder what the folks over at Miami Ink are thinking about this news...

By the the way slim, that shirt makes you look fat.
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