Aretha Franklin...Plenty of Woman to Go Around

HOLY SHIT. Where do we begin? This is just plain inappropriate. Is the real issue the fact that she can't see past those puppies? What color are her shoes? Does she know? How about her nipples? They must be pretty far down the ol' boobies if we aren't seeing them in this photo. Are they tucked under her breasts? Hmmmm. Her dress is tucked at least 3 inches under the massive cleav' we got goin' on.

Ok, so moving along. Is that a rash? Boobie blemishes? Stretch marks? What? We are just lost on this one. And what are those spaghetti straps made of? Twisted copper wire? They look like they are attempting to hold up a bridge. Are they drawing blood from her shoulders? How heavy are those things? If they get hungry, do they eat her pearls?
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