Paris Hilton - Curses! Foiled Again!

This is what happens when a dumbass tries to act like an elite hacker (ok let's not get crazy). Paris Hilton's account with the company, SpoofCard has been shut down for some suspicous activity. Ummm, maybe taunting Lindsay Lohan by sending out malicious messages to her homies? Don't get us wrong Par, we think it's hilarious that you busted Lohan's vagina and really pissed her off but we find it even MORE hilarious that you are enough of a dumbass to get caught. Even though your Rep is trying to pull your ass out of the fire...it seems like you already have gotten BURRRRNED!
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