World, Meet Natalie Portman's Nipples. Natalie's Nipples, Meet the World

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Nippalie...err...Natalie Portman recently took her nipples for a stroll in New York. Whats up with that anyways? It's been hot as hades outside and this girl is rockin' some full fledged glass cutters! WHEW! Cover those puppies up before you cause a 10 car pile up, Nat!
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