JACKBUTT The Movie?

Apparently, Iowans (is that a word? we think so.) are not so happy with the movie Jackass Number Two. Simply put, they don't like ASS. In fact, they dislike ASS so much that a theatre in Orange City was forced to rename the movie JackBUTT Two.

Ok people, its official. You honestly have nothing better to do than complain about the naming convention of a movie (which by the way is a legit word for donkey)? Are you insane? What ever happened to freedom of speech? What ever happened to our constitutional right to be rude and obnoxious (cue patriotic music)? And by GOD, we SHOULD have the right to put up words like ASS or BOOGER or any other immature phrasing we like. Why? Because this is the United States of America! If you don't want to be a part of your team, get the hell out of the stadium!

What if we just ran rampant renaming movies because we didn't like the title? What about the tv show Hell's Kitchen? Should that be renamed Heck's Cookery? Even better, how about the movie FUCK that was unveiled in 2005? Would you like us to rename it FRIG or PHOOEY? Or is that still too offensive? Ok, we we have made our point so there is truly no reason to keep making awful jokes about renaming movies. You get the picture.

People, people, people...get jobs, Walmart must be hiring somewhere.

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