Dear Jess: It's Bad, Real Bad.

Quite possibly the least flattering picture of Jess we have seen...EVER. We still love you, but you look like shit. No really, shitty shit. On a brighter note, it seems the collagen in your lips has subsided and possibly moved north into the bridge of your nose. We used to like that cute little bump because it made you look like a natural beauty...we take that back. It looks like you were recently slugged in the face. Possibly by a filipino beauty whose name rhymes with Blahnessa?

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