Bobby and Whitney are Duuuunzo

THE HELL YOU SAY! Bobby and Whitney are getting a divorce?! What is this world coming to when two jesus loving crack addicts can't find love in one another for all eternity? Well, we are damn impressed that it lasted 14 years...but anyways...

This divorce could truly erupt in some interesting fireworks. Will Whitney try to sing again or start whoring herself around on street corners for coke money while Bobby spends the majority of his free time at court houses trying to get out of drug charges? Sounds about right.