Donald Trump: Prenups Totally Rock!

Oh, The Donald. An american icon. A wealthy man with bad hair and a penis that won't quit. When you've got pockets this deep, the world is your oyster. Apparently, this guy can just shit out pearls. When asked about his thoughts on prenups (after his gazillionth marriage and predictable model wife) Trump said:

"I know I sound like a broken record, but get a prenup. I don't care how much you love your fiancee, it's just idiotic to get married without one. "Don't believe me? Ask Paul MCCartney what he thinks. I know he wishes he had one."

Ouch. Sorry Paul. That had to hurt more than getting wacked in the face by your crazy ex's prosthetic leg.
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