Would YOU Buy This Poop?

For all of you die hard Cruise fans out there, now is your chance to have a little piece (quite literally) of Tomkat's invisible golden child, Suri. No, seriously! People are actually bidding on this shit (no pun intended). The gilded poo is available on ebay for its future owner to treasure, rub, pet, even lick. Whatever the freak wants.

Suri’s bronzed poop is purportedly cast from the excretion of her first solid meal. “Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.” Suri’s bronzed baby poop will be exhibited under a display case until the ebay auction ends, explains Kesting, but he admits they’ve commissioned artist Daniel Edwards to produce a limited edition plaster replica.

Yeeeah...better start lining up for that plaster edition replica. What is this world coming to...
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