Million Dollar Nipples!

Check out Lydia Hearst. This girl is an heiress to a significantly large fortune. Her great grandfather was William Randolph Hearst (huuuuge media dude) and she just happens to be the daughter of famed bank robber (allegedly) Patricia Hearst.

So why, may we ask, does Lydia feel the need to parade her nipples around? Well, at least they aren't ugly nipples. For the most part they are pretty mannequin-esk. Normal sized, no surprises. Pretty nice. In fact, they aren't even store bought (which is a rarity)! For that, we give you credit Lydia. You may be flaunting the goods a little much, but at least they are legit.

However, we must address the fact that this blatant flaunting of hardened nipples does not make us want to haul ass to nab ourselves some chain link nip cutters right now. We understand this is high fashion but PAlease.

*Thanks to jOe for submitting photography*