Lil Kim: What in the Absolute Fuck is the Deal?

Ah yes, here is Lil Kim at Fashion Week. This woman is plain frightening. She looks like a friggin cartoon character from an animated porno you would find on a $5 rack. It's just bad. Really bad. Where do we begin? The eyebrows that were drawn in with a brown Sharpie marker? The nose job she stole from Michael Jackson? Oh wait, how about the color coded mole that strategically matches her MASSIVE amounts of black eye crap!

Damn girl...you are out of prison. No sense in continuing to punish yourself...or the rest of us.

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