Jessica Simpson Needs Help

Heeeyoooooo! Ok, so this is our second consecutive rag on Jessica Simpson this week. Whatev. It is deserved. There are only so many chances that one can give and she is pushing it to the limit. First of all, she looks like a deer in headlights. In fact, she looks like an absolute wackjob. This outfit (just like the majority of her recent choices) is completely unforgivable. WHY, WHY would you work this boot deal? We get the whole fitted jeans under boots thing. However, we can almost hear Jess blame her entourage..."YAAARRRRRG me maties...me stylist ordered me to wear them booties!" Perhaps she borrowed them from Jack Sparrow?

Jessica, we command you to stop the madness! Cease and desist!
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