Name that Funky Ass

If you guessed Paris Hilton, you would be a master of the obvious now wouldn't you? Although Paris isn't exactly the most demure woman in the world, this photo has a little more to offer than meets the eye. Ms. Hilton seems to be suffering from none other than the elusive butt acne. Apparently, all of the spa trips in the world can't fight off a clogged butt pore or two. Granted, this is a minor flaw and we are shallow women that enjoy mocking rich and famous stupid people...but REGARDLESS...if you have ass zits you DON'T FLASH THE WORLD YOUR BEHIND.

Lastly, Paris we all know you are stick thin. BUT (and this is a big BUT) that doesn't get you out of muscle toning. If you are going to rock out with your chotch out then you need to start doing some squats and get rid of your flappy ass. It is starting to look square and saggy. Not good.

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