Perfect Timing, Brooke!

This could not have been better timed. Just as the word vomit spewed from our mouths yesterday regarding Brooke Hogan's joke of a FHM spread...we find this little gem of a photo. Oh christ, Brooke. Could you have possibly screwed this one up anymore? She looks like a Miami dwelling, retired, slutty grandma ready for a kickin' game of shuffleboard. We also love the whitetrash hairdo with headband, the fabulous figure skating skirt, velours-be-killin' em bag and nike sneaks. Clearly, Hogans do NOT know best. Yeeeeesh.

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