Rated G for Gross: Nudity, Obesity & Hair in Strange Places

Oh look...man tit soup. This is quite possibly the oddest thing we have ever seen. A group of grown male celebrities gallivanting around in a body of water...we feel very badly for.

So let's see here. We have John Travolta...or Revolta (bad joke, had to do it) slamming down snickers bars while rubbing his man-titties together perversely. We have Tim Allen being pleased by Martin Lawrence (very questionable). Lastly, we have the privelage of viewing William Macy's old, bleeched, flappy ass. OUTSTANDING!

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