Back for Your Enjoyment - Club Skeletor!

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More Demi Moore...errr...I mean No Britney Noooo!

Oye. She looks like Elvira. Accordingly to inTouch Magazine's poll only 33% of readers thought Brit Brit looked snazzy in her pregnant birthday suit. The other 67% of readers preferred Demi's old Vanity Fair cover from back in the day.

BFed is also rockin' a new dye job that seems to be less than desirable. Yet another Brit poll from Us Weekly reports that 31% of readers approve of the color disaster. As you can probably gather, Gossip does not. Ick Brit, ick.

Kate Hudson is a Fatty

I don't know about my fellow Gossip members but I like Kate Hudson. She is cute, quirky and seems pretty down to earth. However, this seemed a little overboard. While most women of the 21st century love to be called skinny don't you dare tell Ms. Hudson that she is low on the fatty scale! She'll sue your ass!

Kate has gone after the National Enquirer (British Edition) after being called "skin and bones" by the magazine. In addition, the tabloid claimed that Kate's mother Goldie Hawn was very concerned for her daughter's health and was begging her to eat something!

Kate, you are skinny. We know it, you know it. But I am going to throw my hands in the air for a big bravo on having the brains to make some extra publicity (and cash?) on the deal. [source]

Aw Shit - The Lohan / Hilton Fued Continues

Bad Paris! Bad! Allegedly, she has become quite the little hacker lately and took an opportunity to send some dirty messages from Lindsay's Lohan's BlackBerry. It seems to be a very serious situation and Lohan has already contacted a group of investigators and lawyers to settle the matter. Could her first clue have been that all the messages were signed "Love FireCrotch" (just kidding Linds)?

Jeez Linds, have a sense of humor. Don't look so pissed! We all thought it was pretty damn funny...
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Louis Shows No Love for LC!

No Louis for Lauren! According to Fashionweekdaily.com LC has been denied the opportunity to intern at Louis Vuitton as the next possible move for The Hills. We do have to admit that we are a little disappointed. Who doesn't enjoy watching Lauren acting like a dumbass at Teen Vogue. It is quite clear that she was not hired based on her skill set. Our brains hurt after watching her initial interview for the position as an intern. Like nothing like screams extensive grammar like the word like in every sentence. [source]

Breaking News: Hillbilly Procreation Out of Control!

STOP, just STOP. Stop sleeping with your absolutely revolting husband and stop having little wigga babies that you drop on their heads. They are already dumb enough as it is without you giving them further brain damage.

We wonder if this one will come out with corn rolls and a cig pertruding from its gummy mouth. Ever heard the phrase fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me? Yeah, well Brit, sweetheart, that applies to this particular situation. And designing baby clothes? Seriously? So we guess that would involve paperbags, duct tape and some elmer's glue?

Now don't get us wrong. We are all admitting that at a certain point in time we were pretty smitten with Ms. Spears. There may have even been some concert ticket purchases. But let's get real, Brit, you've take a turn for the worse here. Dump your hub before he sucks every last penny from you and wastes it on a pathetic attempt of a career.
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Tsk Tsk Tsk Miss Kate

Here at Gossip we LOVE anorexia. Mainly because it is just so god damn comical looking. She looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings with raised nipples. Kate's head is about read to simply detach itself and roll right off. WTF is holding it up anyways? She used to be soooo hot back in the days of breakfast, lunch and dinner. And has anyone heard this crap about her "lettuce" diet of this past year? The girl ate LETTUCE. Honestly, what? We have probably had more food stuck in our teeth than this chick eats in an entire day.

When we saw this picture in US Weekly we had to tip our hats off to all of the members Club Skeletor. Congrats you crazy bitches. Enjoy kidney failure. We're gonna go drink some beers now. [source]

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