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Dustin Diamond (aka Screech from Saved By The Bell) got into a little fight with a woman in his hotel! Apparently the chick broke into his room to steal, what, video games? WTF? As odd as this story may seem, its true. Screech held the 28 year old woman at bay until police arrived to take her away. SHE claims that Dustin assaulted her. We don't know which story is more believable...a crazy woman stealing video games or Screech attacking someone...
Alright Lohan, we've had enough. You have annoyed us with your acting, modeling, singing and now you are after something that is just completely out of your league...tattoos!
This week Tara Reid WIGGED OUT on fellow blogger Perez Hilton at a birthday party. Reid supposedly approached Perez and started screaming at him to stop writing about her on his blog. Ok first and foremost you absolute drunk, we LOVE Perez Hilton and we HATE you, so step off! After the unnecessary altercation, Perez was mature enough to agree that he would no longer write about the dirty B list celeb. Guess what Tara, that doesn't mean we can't write about you and your skanky ways! Maybe if you weren't such an alcoholic, sloppy waste of life people wouldn't mock you 24/7. Don't blame the bloggers, blame yourself. Take some responsibility for your actions and stop being such a whore.
So the guy who created the naked sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug has taken another leap into weirdness. He has now created the bust you see here of Hillary Clinton. Ok, we think we understand the art/perception deal and that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, blah blah blah. But allow us to pose this question; why did he give Hill a pair of serious knockers and then neglected her face? He aged the crap out of it! It looks like an image from Where the Wild Things Are! Still, she is no spring chicken and yet he gave her gravity defying boobies! Lastly, WHY would you want to create a bust of HILARY CLINTON'S BOOBIES!?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have invited the Beckhams to be the next celebrity couple to meet baby Suri. However, there have been some pretty strict guidelines issued to Vic and David if they want to see the golden child. First and foremost, NO TOUCHING! Because babies obviously hate cuddling or affection in any way, shape or form. So, no "loving" the baby. We got it, Tom! Rule numero dos, no cooing or baby voices in front of Suri. In other words, speak in an angry, threatening tone at all times. Well, ok, we're overreacting. But seriously, WTF? We all know Cruise is a nutbag but come oooon. You would think this kid is the second coming of God...or in Tom's case...the King Alien? Whatevs. Katie, our only advice is to take your baby and run. Run far, far away.
Of course. This could not be more perfectly tacky to immortalize the former music artist and cocaine addict, Rick James. After all, nothing says all dogs go to heaven like an all over leather ensemble and beaded braids.
Britney Spears is a dumbass. You idiot! You married this Vanilla Ice wanna-be ONCE already and regretted it...why would you do it again?
Oh, SHIT. Really...shit. This is so ridiculous and yet we can't stop staring at this photo of Brooke Hogan's teeth. It's like a train wreck. White girl has lost her mind. Not only does she look like an asshole, but she looks like an asshole with a diamond and gold "grill" and a mullet. Brooke, you can't have it both ways. You are either white trash or a rapper. You can't be both...although Kevin Federline may disagree with us. Ugh. Our eyes hurt.
Only a few days ago, Paris and Stavros were making out and groping each other inappropriately in public. Now we find that the two have split - maybe. They were spotted at P. Diddy's party having a bit of an altercation. Apparently, Stav doesn't trust Paris. We can't imagine why!? She is so classy, demure and eloquent!
Nicole Ricci was recently spotted hanging out with - for lack of a better term - a weird ass guy. What in the absolute fuck is he wearing on his face? Those sunglasses are not only appalling but offensive to all large sunglass wearing folk. This man is making a mockery of the oversized lens trend and all that it stands for! In fact, he makes Nicole Ricci look normal and possibly even attractive. Last but certainly not least, is he wearing make-up?
Heidi Klum is one hot pregnant bitch! Who else has ever looked this good with a bun in the oven? It's completely criminal that this woman has the ability to look so slammin' when she is supposed to be eating onions and chocolate with butter and olives. Someone needs to convince Heidi to hang out with Britney for like, an hour. Brit Brit may emerge sans bad dye-job, wearing shoes (and no, not platform rubber sandals) and fully showered...with (gasp) make-up!
Jessica Simpson is seen here in a new add for her shoe and bag line. While Jess is looking shhhhmokin' hot here (even though she kept her nipples covered this time) the bag and shoes....not so much. They resemble Walmart specials that might even be located on the - dare we say - clearance rack. Ah! The bag is bland and seems like a knock-off of a zillion other bags you can find at JCPenny next to the outdoor grills, bedding and Spongebob Squarepants tshirts. Is it even leather? Or is it that pleather - slash - rubber -slash - polyester deal? Eh?
God help us. Lohan has been interviewed by Elle Magazine. Who had the bright idea to give this girl an outlet for speaking? Here is our favorite gem from the interview:
Has Cameron Diaz been hanging out with Mel Gibson too much? Although this may seem hard to believe, Cameron is totally sober in this unflattering pic that was snapped outside a studio in L.A. Woof Cam, woof. We'd be making this face too if we were getting sloppy seconds from the white trash queen, Britney Spears. 
YIKES! Not like this is anything new, but here is yet another shot of Paris Hilton's hoohaa. What a very strange angle. Clearly, this is not very flattering for Paris (like she gives a rats ass). We can't decide what body part those two sagging areas represent. Hmmmmm. Like, seriously, are those her ass cheeks? Or has Hilton just been veeery busy lately? Those puppies are porno worthy.
Is this Paris Hilton or her plastic stand-in? Good god! In the new issue of Marie Claire UK, Paris strikes a pose or something like it. Now, we all know that Paris Hilton isn't exactly low maintenance (fake hair, fake tan, etc.) but this is just silly. They have doctor'd these photos up to the point where she looks like Socialite Barbie. There must have been lots of shadowing, highlighting, and airbrushin' going down at Marie Claire!
We see Ashlee's underpants! Ok, we are going to let go of the fact that you are practically a Mischa Barton look-alike. Now that we got that out of the way...Hooooray Ashlee! We are seriously going to give you an award right now for being the first celebrity in a very very long time to be caught wearing underwear! Every wardrobe malfunction we have witnessed lately has made us begin to think that fruit of the loom may be going out of business. Cue Ashlee Simpson. We are lost for words and that doesn't happen very often. There may still be some class left in Hollywood --- and panties! Way to go Ash for not flashin' your punani to the world.
"Like, my boobs are totally huge y'all!"
Who has been keeping up with Making the Band III...certainly not us. We have seen enough after about 5 minutes of these girls in the recording studio. Go figure that Diddy needs to market himself in the video as per usual. It's like a retarded version of the Pussycat Dolls.
Ah, nothing like an intelligent discussion with Britney Spears about life, love and happiness. This video could give us a clue as to when she started to lose her marbles and where they may be...HELLO, MCFLY!!!!
Poor Lindsay Lohan. Let us grab our tiny violins and start playing for her and her terrible life. Oh WAAAAH. Last week she was spotted at The Ivy having lunch and (big surprise) the paparazzi snapped some photos. Well, we all know what a god awful price this is to pay for all the millions of dollars this drunk cash cow brings in for each flick. Well, apparently this run in with the papas sent Lindsay into a rant which led to an email to blogger Perez Hilton. Check it out below...
